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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Woah yesterday was an absolute zany crazy siao mad whatever else day! We had some performance at Hwa Chong Institution. Some ButterflyProject thingy. Went to school in the morning...had prac....then lunched for like 3 hours or so....came back...did shit at the mattress....then boarded the bus to go to HCI for our performance. Did shits on the bus as well....seriously VJCband is craziness! hahaha then yah blah blah had our rehearsal at round like 3-4 i dunno....the rehearsal was kinda scary cause we sucked!! omg....sounded super horrible(i think the SC people must have been asking how the hell did they get the gold with honours!) hahaha but nonetheless the crazy vjcsb people(which includes me) were still hyper hyper through out the whole thing lor! hahaha.Then finally had our performance under the baton of the ever wonderful mr tan and we rocked! hahaha elisabeth was surprisingly good lah coolioz man. As eric said...we are damn zai at the exponential curve shit....hahahaha apparently somehow vjcsb miraculously pulls everything off at the very last minute! same like syf hahaha! But i think the real performance was great cause of Mr Tan.....hahaha he wields the baton like a super pro man(well he is a pro)! hahaha i am not undermining jia wei's skills though (ekkks)...he rocks too...but seriously mr tan is way too pro hahaha! like seriously! wohooo!
After the performance was when our endorphins like kicked in and we had a major hyper period cam whoring and going all crazy backstage. siao lah....got TAE PHOTO TOO! wheee...prawno....hahaha. then when we were going back on the bus...we were somehow inspired by keely and CSS and so all of us were like singing and singing like mad. hahaha then we went back to VJC to watch the Keely thingy more craziness there man. But that guy won...but whatever keely still rocks(though i don't really know her)! wheee....hahaha then we played victorian anthem (perfect timing man jia wei!kudos!), cheered like mad siao siao.....went band room and all of us were freaking shagged! thank god for those mattresses man if not i would have just died! hahahaha
That was the craziest saturday i ever had! hahaha love VJCSB u guys rock! hahaha....wheeexxx

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10:23 PM


Saturday, August 18, 2007

Finally got mr ixer's great expectations notes. He writes like 10,000 words per lecture...and that is freaking crazy. Ang mohs are just too smart. Hahaha.....our school has the weirdest ang moh clan. I dunno i have this feeling that they are all slightly eccentric(slightly is a severe understatement) and very in-your-face. That's whats cool about them hahaha!. Mr Haris is so funny sometimes but he has been sick recently....oook i shan't ramble on on his personal life stuff....the other day we went into class and saw that mr haris's bag and erm...plastic bag where he stuffs all of our poor little essays(which we rarely or don't pass up) but he wasn't there. So we were all quite relieve cause we so wanted a free period haha......then he suddenly popped out from behind the projector screen thingy to like surprise us...girls screamed....i think some guys screamed too....but i was more concerned about thanking God that i wasn't bitching about him or great ex while he was in his unseen form! Omg i would have been linguistically slaughtered by him lah. Hahahah tales of the ang mohs....so interesting hor.

All you wanted by Michelle Branch has become my new favourite song. I suddenly have this urge to listen to my "old school" music. It was such a coincidence that eric,jiawei,charissa,matthew and melodie's band were playing it for their audition thingy. It was quite nice actually.....that was just now after band prac. Then after that me and the exco(i was the odd one out) went to IKEA in tampines (5 minutes from my house! wohooo!) to go shopping for gifts for investiture....yes investiture is on wednesday....yes we have done nothing.....but we bought some stuff....but i ain't telling cause the seniors might find out. Hahaha we spent the whole time crapping around and talking cock! hahaha we were all so high. Yes! apparently the exco can be high too! hahaha so funny! OH i forgot to talk about band prac. Mr Tan gave us this piece by Frank Ticheli called Nitro....it was fast and eric could play it at first sight. ERIC IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU ARE A FREAK! and i was there staring blankly at the score faking that i was sightreading it! HAHAHA! ook i wasn't really doing that but i sure as hell couldn't get all the notes in at first glance. musical freaks....speaking of that....charissa is another ad-libbing perfect pitching crazy music freak. eekkks i feel so inadequate!

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7:11 AM


Monday, August 13, 2007

Hi! I shouldn't be sounding so exuberant considering the fact that the PROMOS are coming in like 39 or 38 days or something like that. The most discombobulating thing to me is that i do not even feel the urge to study! This is seriously disturbing argh! My maths is kinda screwed haiz. I hope my bio can get an A and my chemistry at least a B-C. Lit also...omg.....my ultimate disappointment for mid years was my Chemistry lah...i studied like 2 weeks before and the day before i tried to read everything but apparently that failed and i could barely do the paper! MY CHEM WAS GOOD LAST TIME LOR! argh.......my GP is horrible also. I got 27 for my most recent essay. Omg i feel so stupid you know argh....i need to start reading like newspapers and etc...but there is just too many stuff to read...GREAT EX....GATSBY......NOTES....and newspapers. I wish i could just indulge in something i actually want to read. But the lit text are ok i guess except my command of english aint that good...i some parts are abit patchy for me. And i read really slowly (as most of you already know from my previous post!). Have no idea how to speed up my reading speed. This is horrible!

Anyways today me,eirene and michelle and her friend i forgot her name! omg...i feel very bad....i know michelle called her bom....wait i think her name is jia xin. Issit i dunno....we went to 7 eleven and gorged on a strawberry swirl sara lee cake. We practically spooned the whole cake out. So fun! As usual i slacked in the bandroom for quite a while before going out to like talk to yuxuan and hui leng. Then i went home and so...here i am writing this post for whoever to read. How boring my life is..........lalala..........michelle branch.........coolioz

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4:02 AM


Thursday, August 9, 2007

Mental Cases by Wilfred Owen
Who are these? Why sit they here in twilight?

Wherefore rock they, purgatorial shadows,
Drooping tongues from jaws that slob their relish,
Baring teeth that leer like skulls' tongues wicked?
Stroke on stroke of pain, -- but what slow panic,
Gouged these chasms round their fretted sockets?
Ever from their hair and through their hand palms
Misery swelters. Surely we have perished
Sleeping, and walk hell; but who these hellish?
- These are men whose minds the Dead have ravished.

Memory fingers in their hair of murders,
Multitudinous murders they once witnessed.
Wading sloughs of flesh these helpless wander,
Treading blood from lungs that had loved laughter.
Always they must see these things and hear them,
Batter of guns and shatter of flying muscles,
Carnage incomparable and human squander
Rucked too thick for these men's extrication.
Therefore still their eyeballs shrink tormented

Back into their brains, because on their sense
Sunlight seems a bloodsmear; night comes blood-black;
Dawn breaks open like a wound that bleeds afresh
- Thus their heads wear this hilarious, hideous,
Awful falseness of set-smiling corpses.
- Thus their hands are plucking at each other;
Picking at the rope-knouts of their scourging;
Snatching after us who smote them, brother,
Pawing us who dealt them war and madness.

Just wanted to share some poetry!actually just one poem. This is my favourite owen poem. Actually i love them all but this really smacks you right in the face. It super gory and it immediately gives you this really creepy eerie feeling. These are supposed to be soldiers but now they seem like tortured bloodthirsty demons. ekkkss scary! There's another short story that is kinda creepy..its from Neil Gaiman's(thats how you spell it right) fragile things...its about some guy who went to hell...i forgot the title...that was a really eerie story...i remembered the line "time is fluid" was repeated alot. Anyway where is that book! hmmm i haven finished reading it....cause you know the slow reader i am.....

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9:18 PM


I just finished reading harry potter today...spent like 2hrs to finish whatever i had left(yes laugh at me all you want you freak potter fans). It was nice i guess...but the ending was weird...like half the time i was wondering who was whose child(most probably due to my apparent lack of intelligence). But overall it was a real good read! too bad there wont be more..waiting for the movie to come.

Just read eric's blog and he wrote bout his "band" practice with melodie,charissa,jiawei and matthew. I tot how cool it was.....then i was suddenly reminded of the flute quartet ernest,me, kejian and eng hwee were supposed to form. Kinda sad...can't wait to play with them again. I think if joined the quartet i would so be pulling it down. Seeing how godly kejian is and ernest also v.pro....left me and eng hwee...hahaha there is quite a HUGE chasm between me and kejian...he is like always ever improving yet i am falling into obscurity. I am apallingly lousy on the flute in comparison to the gods and goddesses. Haiz....sad...but wouldn't be crazily fun if we formed some quartet and became really really good and went professional and start selling CDs and earning shit loads of cash!I should probably stop fantasizing about being a musician....cause obviously i suck too much to even think about that. Maybe kejian will be a famous one....i hope he gets the opportunity to further his flute playing overseas maybe in Europe or something! it would be very very cool! then he can come back teach me hahaha.Maybe he will be the SSO principal or something hahaha! maybe!

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1:59 AM


Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Wohooo tomorrow is national day!lol whatever....apparently the SS textbook has failed to brainwash me into being strongly patriotic to Singapore. Maybe i am slightly, hahaha considering it is the place i was born in. But whatever, i ain't that crazy about going to the National Day Parade. I think most of us Kiasu singaporeans just want to go there to get the freebies lor....tsk tsk....it is so unfortunate that todays society has to be lured and enticed by such materialistic things to inculcate patriotism and whatever stuff. Of course i am making an overgeneralisation here but i am sure most of you would so agree with me. Hahaha it's an unspoken truth lor....ook whatever...but being KIASU is what we are...we are unique(omg...i feel so pro-singapore now). I think i am beginning to be so anti-establishment fuelled by teenage angst. Oh what rubbish am i spouting!

Listening to Michelle Branch now....first album....spirit room....its nice eh....i wonder what is happening to her right now. Her second album was kinda crappy though...but love the first. Kinda like Avril Lavigne, her first album was freaking rocking! i liked every track...then the second album came and like.....quite disappointing...then the 3rd album...OH THE HORROR! Some songs are nice though like when you're gone but certainly not as nice as the first album! The first album was super nice.....still trying to find something nice to listen to. Somehow i have this abhorrence to male singers...i dunno why...male vocals don't really appeal to me unless the tone is really nice and unique....no corny Nick Lachey....bring in the Fray and some Josh Groban please! I love the Fray...super nice..actually i only like 3 songs hahaha! Over my Head, How to save a life and All at once....the rest are kinda weird but those 3 songs are damn nice. Anyone! give me some suggestion of good music to listen to!

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6:42 AM


Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Just to so you know it was that little Fat Boy's birthday day the other day 5 august. Well, i seriously did not want to be him. Oh the pains of celebrating your birthdays in the VJC band room. I assure you its kinda horrific. But it was fun....sadistic evil fun..muwahahaha..ook i sound evil but whatever. We discovered the cutest way to make people suffer and that is to tickle them inexorably. We practically tickled that poor boy till he was having like mini orgasms or something....laughing hysterically....but we all know the laughter is not one of joy (cause it wasn't someone special who was tickling him). Hahaha ook that was such a hilarious episode. I so would be dreading my birthday next year!But thankfully i am sharing it with daniel so it would be harder for those monsters to do anything to us

Lit lesson today has got to be the most crazy zany funny lessons of all man! We all like cut out eyebrows that looked like pumas(though mine wasn't!) and like surprised Ms Low(thats how you spell it right!) Hahaha! she was laughing hysterically cause it was obviously to mock someone she knew and we spent like crazy amounts of time laughing and we cam whore-ed a tiny bit. Hahaha timeless moments man! She said we managed to cheer her up after like a stressful week or something...she was sick most of the time and like stressed over being a teacher. Wow like seriously being a teacher sucks lor! I feel her pain....well soon enough when i actually start stressing over PROMOS.....but she's so hysterical! lit lessons with her are amazing...seriously it what i go to school for lor! THANK GOD FOR LIT! i can't imagine some no-nonsense humdrum econs teacher walking into the room and making their students laugh so much. Kudos to you Miss Low! We shall get you something really cool for Teachers' Day. Sometimes during lit lessons i would so be thinking about how martin and joshua would so be enjoying the craziness! In fact they would add so much to the humour! i can imagine everyone frothing in the mouth vibrating on the floor laughing their ass off! Hahaha ooh the good old times! Why u all go SAJC...tsk...so sad......

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4:21 AM


Saturday, August 4, 2007

Saturday, as usual i had to wake up bright and early like any other school day except this was for band practise so it wasnt really that horrible. Arrived like 30 mins early and spent most my time reading Harry Potter as i waited for the band room(by the way its freaking messy and dirty now...tsktsk....) I suddenly had this strange inclination to read harry potter non-stop. My goal initially was to actually read it slowly so as to savour it(being the last book and all) but it has been quite a good read. I just hates the way JK.Rowling writes some parts......there's alot of Harry Potter's inner conflicts and there is a whole load of rhetorical questions everywhere which i find particularly corny and annoying. Urgh but other than that it has been quite interesting.I have forgotten most of the small little details from the previous books that have been mentioned in the latest one. Went for dinner today at some indonesian restaurant....the food was surprisingly sumptuous but me reading Harry Potter in the car had made me too giddy to enjoy the food. I should probably stop reading it....and most probably some of you reading this are mocking me cause of the fact that i haven't finished the book. But i am not retarded enough to read it in 4 hrs....thats just dumb(i would have offended a lot of potter fans out there). Chillax man, it's the last book you can afford to read it slowly.

I should probably start reading my great expectations again. Frankly(at the cost of me sounding rather noobish and uneducated), great expectations has been quite a bore. Oh don't kill me Mr Haris....but it sure beats econs anytime. Econs is just pointless(yet again i have managed to offend loads of people). But seriously lit is just so interesting don't you think. Wilfred Owen's poems are what i go to school for man! They are amazing! My favourites are Mental Cases, Dulce and Anthem. Coming to VJC and taking Lit has made me feel excessively inadequate in my command of the english language. SS and Geog E have so destroyed the way i write. I write so stolidly now its annoying even myself. Seriously i tend to overuse conjuctions.It's especially annoying when writing lit essays cause i can really put what is in my brain in words. Unfortunately for me, i do not possess that natural flare...maybe i will get it soon...real soon i hope before i start failing my freaking PROMOS. Sad....

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7:37 AM


Friday, August 3, 2007

Hi. I actually decided to set up my own blog so i can rant/bitch/bitch/bitch more about people or things i don't like OR talk alot about stuff i like. Yeah, actually come to think of it i am quite bitchy. But bitchy is fun you know, as long as you insult the correct people and don't insult until so bad. Nvm i shall like try to be nice.
Tell you something interesting, Felicia Chin, you know the actress gal came to VJC the other day, erm like yesterday i think. Wow i was actually quite surprised that she is quite tall. Didn't really get to like see her feet (to check for those super high heels or something) but maybe she is just tall. There was minimal hype though considering people didn't really know she was there but there were a few celebrity whores following her around (some group of guys or something....haiz....too desperate). She was like walking around school quite a number of times like meeting people or something. Come to think of it why did she come to VJC in the first place?Hmmmmm...
Yay the speaker thingy in the band room has been reattached and i can listen to more music and have more eargasms. Hahaha it was super funny just now, me,eric,kah siong,valerie, phylinda and some other people were like listening to music using the speaker and erics player had this uber cool thingy where you can slow down or speed up the song. It was freaking hysterical hearing a guys voice singing Don't Cha especially when it came to the chorus. Hahahaha super funny!The retarded stuff we do in the band room. But the band room is so fun,it totally rocks. Not much practising occurs there to be honest cause everyone is basically having a "mass orgy" on the mattresses. But it's all fun!
Oh! i played piccolo for morning assembly today....omg so embarrassing......i realised i suck so much compared to the piccolo goddess. She is practically in tune all the way and i am practically dying there trying to stay in tune. I was so not meant to play the piccolo lah...dunno why the seniors give me...maybe cause i am short and the piccolo is small...lalala whatever! I think will have to play it leh for Open House and all that shit.....but i really dun....but sometimes i do....but mostly i do not want to play that black demented banshee. Anyways i won't be practising much considering the fact that the freaking Promos are coming. Inevitably, i have like cut down on the number of times i go out and so on. Argh exams are dumb....i feel very stupid here. But oh well maybe thats because i haven't really been studying! eeekkkss...better mug now lor!must get ABBA for promos(thats kinda impossible but don't you get this warm and fuzzy feeling when you think about it?)

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6:50 AM


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